Never In All My Life

Recent market research has highlighted a public consensus that there just isn't enough pigeon content on these pages. I aim to rectify t...

This spoon was awarded to me by Laura, 23, friend of kittens, from Sunderland, while on a visit to the home of her and Michael Sebastian Lav...

This is a photograph of a seagull eating a pigeon in a Newcastle street, as captured and texted to me by this blog's Edinburgh correspon...

Getting your hair cut is a highly stressful experience which generally lacks any semblance of fun. For real men like me who are prone to vis...

I am sure the reader (that is, the only one who doesn't just scroll down for the pictures) will have noticed by now that I am quite unhe...

There were Incredible Scenes™ today at work, where I was given essential Health and Safety training to prevent me from succumbing to the pit...

I literally, literally leapt out of my skin when I stumbled upon this fat feathered fuck outside Flat C yesterday afternoon. It was so fat t...

Manchester was this morning the scene for a go-slow protest against rising fuel prices involving around 500 bikers and 40 truckers. What a ...

Contrary to popular belief, my nemesi ( pl. ) pigeons are not the only thing terrorising me here in Flat C. I've never mentioned it befo...

In view of the paucity of news-jiffies on these pages in the past half month, I'm aware there is much of a public clamour for my opinion...

Further to earlier pigeon related discussion , it is with some delight that I have found this in the gutter outside my flat. And it wasn...

As a general rule, there can be few spectacles greater than that of horses running for the pleasure of humans. A day at the races frittering...

Since the start of February when I began my new job, which is so secretive and sensitive that I can't talk about it, I've been on a ...

I've never particularly looked forward to my death, but one possible reason for starting to get excited about it is that I've realis...

From Saturday's Middlesbrough Evening Gazette : Police hunt flasher ‘wearing nappy’ POLICE are hunting a serial flasher who has exposed ...

A morning covering of snow here today, in the so-called north east, as Mr Dillon, 24, enjoys a weekend break at his mother figure's abod...

I've really quite enjoyed observing this week's global economic crisis. There is a certain satisfaction to be derived from seeing fo...

With your blood still warm on the ground Valencia And I swear to the stars I'll burn this whole city down That's The Decemberists, t...

Boro have caused me a lot of anguish over the years but I can confidently say I've rarely felt as low and shellshocked as I do right now...

That's maths that is: generalising and oversimplifying things as always. Pies are not always squared, sometimes they're rounded or r...